Adoring my DVR. Paused the VMAs at the beginning (while I ran to get some froyo) so I could fast forward through commercials later.
Added bonus: I was also able to fast forward through all of Taylor Swift’s bullshit.
Just saw a car with an alarming vanity plate. Upon first inspection, I was 93% sure it just said “shitz.”
So naturally I sped up to get a closer look. It really said “shizz” but that’s still foul and unnecessary.
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you